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LAW,n
Once Law was sitting on the bench,
And Mercy knelt a-weeping.
"Clear out!" he cried, "disordered wench! Nor
come before me creeping.
Upon your knees if you appear,
'Tis plain your have no standing here."
Then Justice came. His Honor cried: "Your
status? -- devil seize you!"
"Amica curiae," she replied --
"Friend of the court, so please you."
"Begone!" he shouted -- "there's the door -- I
never saw your face before!"
G.J.
LAWFUL, adj.
Compatible with the will of a judge having
jurisdiction.
LAWYER, n.
One skilled in circumvention of the law.
(Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce 1911.)
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